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Couldn’t make this shit up

Meanwhile, on Tinder…

February 7, 2016March 11, 2016 ~ Stephen Ransom ~ Leave a comment

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Hi Sarah! Love your profile picture.
May I ask…is that your ex boyfriend?
Because I’m telling you straight up,
I can’t compete with him tongue wise…
That guy’s a freak! I’m pretty sure I’ve got
him beat on the
conversation front though.

Hilarious. To be honest my ex had
many dog like qualities – loyalty
wasn’t one of them as it turns out.
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